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Phobos Symppooseum - Symppooseum #22 - Survival training briefing
Symppooseum #22 - Survival training briefing 
Sunday, October 3, 2010, 12:36 PM


!!! HUOM !!!
TAPAHTUMA ON SIIS 12-14.11.2010! Isänpäivä on peruttu!
!!! HUOM !!!


Nonniin herrat! Se olisi Symppooseum taas nurkan takana!

Tällä kertaa meillä on hotspottina aivan ennennäkemätön paikka (eli siis siellä ei ole ennen Symppooseumeita pidetty) Ruovedellä sijaitseva Tuuhosen leirikeskus. Pääsylipareen hinta on 30 € niin ennakkovarauksella kuin oveltakin. Maksut olisi silti toivottavaa suorittaa Tomi Kähköselle, tilinumerolla 566006-4107835 lokakuun loppuun mennessä, jotta varausmaksu saadaan suoritettua. Viestikenttään tavan vuoksi se oma alias.

Luvassa ei ole suuria yllätyksiä, vaan lisää sitä vanhaa hyvää.


Pelaamista olisi tarkoitus yrittää organisoida (TrackMania, Battlefield 2, yms) ja tavoitteena olisi saada aikaiseksi pientä kilpailunpoikastakin. Lisäksi tavoitteena olisi saada jonkinlainen rallisimulaattoriviritys, jossa niin ikään halukkaat voivat kilpailla MAHTAVISTA tuotepalkinnoista (sponsored by Tietoasema Oy... NOT!!!)

Koska viimeisimmissä symppooseumeissa on ollut pukeutumiskoodi, ei sellaista tapoihin jäykistymisen ja tapahtuman rutinoitumisen välttämiseksi ole luvassa. Halukkaat voivat siis saapua tapahtumaan vaikkapa munasilteen jos siltä tuntuu.



! HUOM ! OBS !

Paikan vuokrauksesta vastaava henkilö antoi seuraavanlaista varoitusta:
> Villasukat mukaan! "Lattiat voivat olla kylmät"
(Suomennos: Kylmää kuin ryssän helvetissä! Onneksi on sentään puilla lämpenevä sauna! Lisäksi alkoholi lämmittää varmaan mukavasti, jos joku kummajainen sellaista välttämättä haluaa harrastaa.)



! LOCATION DATA !

Kartta, by Kuukkelikartat, silvuplee!




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Symppooseum #21 confirmed 
Saturday, May 1, 2010, 01:57 PM


Kesä alkaa Symppooseumista, Humppilan perinteikkään Välimäentien maisemista.
Perjantaina, 28.5. starttaamme meiningit n. klo 18:00.

Pääsylipun hinta on etukäteen maksettuna 27eur, "ovelta" 30eur. Pääsylipun hintaan sisältyy "virvokkeita". Etukäteen pääsylippumaksunsa voi kutsuvieras suorittaa tilille 506002-575351.
Saajaksi Toni Caven. Viestikenttään oma alias.

Luvassa perinteikkääseen tapaan käsittämätöntä saunomista, ylimaallista "akrobatiaa", superlatiivista warettamista, minimaalista whinettämistä, "hämmästyttävää" pelaamista sekä muutamia yllättäviä "yllätyksiä" ja "akti"viteetteja.

Peleistä mainittakoon Trackmania Nations, Shogo Mobile Armor Division (Symppooseum 1 -klassikko) ja Soldat. Kaikista peleistä on tapahtumassa "jaossa" ilmaiset ja täydet "koeversiot".

Varatkaa mukaan ne perinteiset päihteet ja saunakamppeet. Niin ja tietokoneetkin voi ottaa mukaan mikäli niistä tykkää tai muuten datailee. Ainakin jonkinlainen nettiyhteyskin löytynee.


Huom!
Huom!

Tapahtumassa on jälleen teema pukeutumisessa.
Mikäli olit mukana ensimmäisessä Symppooseumissa tuona kohtalokkaana vuonna 1999 ja kyseinen vaatekertasi on vielä tallessa, niin käytä sitä. Mikäli et ko. tapahtumassa ollut mukana voit soveltaa yleisesti 90-luvun muoti-ilmiöitä pukeutumisessasi.

Pari "esimerkkiä:"






Ole pelimies ja pukeudu MikroMikko-laatikkoon.

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phObos symppoo$eum XX website has gone live! 
Sunday, October 11, 2009, 09:54 PM
phObos symppoo$eum XX -tapahtuman nettisivut on nyt julkaistu!

Tapahtuman tiedot löytyvät osoitteesta

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Symppooseum XIX confirmed. Meet us at the rendevouz point. Over. 
Thursday, March 12, 2009, 04:15 PM


60.753778, 24.056475 | 12:00 23.4. <-> 12:00 26.4. | 15€ -> 800025-14966703
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Successful launch of phObos aiRlines - ALL flight reservations to the phObos Symppooseum XVIII SOLD OUT! 
Saturday, August 9, 2008, 12:28 PM

The latest and greatest in phObos aiRlines commercials, soon all over the press and web circulation.

As you may have already noticed, the phObos aiRlines launch in the end of Q2/08 was a phenomenal success, overshadowed only by our joint-production movie premiere of Dark Knight.

Back in 1999 we envisioned that a niche market for make-out, straight-out, strung-out, bong-out, hop-out and figure-it-yourself-out -flights would be forming in the late first decade of the 21st century. Our vision was, as always, purely top notch, and we were able to leverage enough financial force to scheme together a new airline franchise. And we delivered it, in record-breaking schedule.

The phObos aiRlines, as our venture is now being branded, begins the first flights from the Humppila International to all across the sub-European region panning from the hot density of Morocco, to the infamous marshlands of Matku.

The first flight has already been sold out! The flight will take participants to the annual phObos symppooseum -event, this time being held for the 18th time, to their event location. Date of the flight, and the event, is 05-09-08 , and the flight is due to departure at 1730 from Humppila International. We will arrive at symppooseum, exactly 1800 local time.

The restriction for liquids carried through security check at Humppila International applies until further notice. Liquid and gel-based products such as booze, hydrogen fuel, KY and other lubricants and cosmetics may be carried in cabin baggage as long as they comply with the following regulations:

- Containers with liquids, narcotics and similar products may contain up to as much as the pilot crew can consume in any one time.
- All containers must be carried in a transparent resealable plastic in case any of the flight personnel needs to test and retest the contents for quality.
- The bag and ass(ets) must be presented separately at the security check, in case a full body cavity search is required.

"Medication" and "special" food which are needed during a flight may maybe be transported outside the plastic zip-lock bag. "Meds" can however incur random testing procedures performed by the pilot crew for any chance of getting rid of inexperience in the hallusinogenic nature of substances in question.

During the flight there will be cabin entertainment; our cabin crew has been training for poledancing in upper atmosphere for the last 4 weeks (their 18th birthday was yesterday), and we will of course be showing you the latest of phObos team production house movies. On the first flight we will be premiering the Perävärkit 14 and Getting Pink Without The Panther -movies. There will also be serving of various beverages and other substances recommended and favoured with daily usage by the pilot crew, yours truly.

For your convenience during the flight, if you are seated, please keep the seatbelt locked and fastened. Please refrain from taking hits from bongs or taking spirits-liver-surprises during takeoff or landing.

We at phObos aiRlines hope you enjoy the flight and hope seeing you back on board with us again! Thank you :)

(a better resolution image of the commercial available from the link below)
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Lip my stockings! It's Symppooseum Time by phObos team! 
Tuesday, May 6, 2008, 10:27 AM


Sommoro suckers!

Want to "have the time of your life" ?
Then head your way to phObos team symppooseum XVII ! All the computerplaces have already been reserved, so if you don't already have an invitation; tough shit. As our group's religious wing calls this event, "phObos team eriseuran juonima miehimyksellinen juominkimässäilytapahtuma", this will surely be an event to remember and tell your grandkids about.

We will have some new participants in the event in addition to the old legends, however a careful planning has been done to the list of invitations, so that yesteryears and yesterdecades conflicts should not occur anymore.

In order for us to gather the funds for arranging this merry meeting, we would like to request all visitors to pay for their staying in advance to Cipi's account: Kimmo Mustonen 800025-14966703. The fee for staying for the weekend is 9eur .

During the weekend programme, we will have some fascinating situations in outdoor croquet, outdoor bbq, outdoor boozing, door croquet, door boozing, indoor bbq, indoor boozing and indoor Battlefielding & GRAWing.

Some special guests will appear, including but not withhelding, outstanding nor underestimating, John Tour (symppooseum event co-founder), BehindTheSwamp (of the Triosoft fame) and Jukkis (AmurinLAN event co-founder).

If and when you have surplus amounts of alcohol or other narcotic beverages, feel free to pass them on to our newcomer participants. And also remember to support Cipi's pursuit of throwing up during both nights ; if you see him somewhere/ anywhere and he's not holding any drinks, pass him a drink or at least try to get him near the vicinity of alcohol beverages . You will do him and us a big favour :D

Oh, we will have so gay time...
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